The Key to Immortality
In a world where people will do anything to live forever, the humble banana has…
The Key to Immortality
In a world where people will do anything to live forever, the humble banana has emerged as the new elixir of life. Yes, you read that right – bananas are apparently the key to immortality, or so the latest untested theories claim. According to proponents of this theory, the secret to living forever lies in…
Pizza Under Attack
Are you tired of fake pizza? Sick of all the liberal pizza joints with their so-called “ethical” ingredients and “inclusive” toppings? Well, if you’re a true patriot, then you’ll want to head to Arizona for some authentic, right-wing pizza. First of all, let’s talk about the real meaning of pizza. Pizza is not just a…
Ladybugs no more!
The proposal to rename Ladybugs as “they/them bugs” is causing controversy, with critics arguing that it is an attack on traditional values and individual freedoms. Proponents of the name change argue that it is a necessary step towards inclusivity. The debate around this issue highlights questions of language, identity, and the role of government in shaping culture.